I don't know what the normal way to write your first blog post is, but I'm not exactly what you'd call normal, so fuck it, I'm going to do it the way I want.
This is my blog.
I'm going to write about the things I like.
Simple as that.
I don't expect everyone to agree with my opinions or choices, but if you do, well done, you have great taste!
I am Fun Loving Kiminal